Today I came home after a night of drinking at Nicks house to find my mom and sister in the kitchen talking about their nights. My sister was in Columbia having a dance party with some grade school friends, she was telling me funny stories about the night and somehow she got on the topic of uncircumcised penis'. My mom, who chooses to remain anonymous informed us that she had never seen one. My well prepared sister proceeded to grab her human sexuality book and showed her the very unkempt, hairy penis. My sister thinks that the phrase one-eyed-monster comes from uncircumcised penis' because that is what they look like. I however think that it looks like a sea urchin. My dad pretends not to hear our conversations.
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