jizz in pants

gina says bottles in the club tonight. shes eating a fruity popsicle..

we make it juicy for you.

lets talk about some shit me and gina are cool we like to drink up your pool 

were getting white castles show me your mascles 

everyone please show me your genitals!

show me your genitals!

the end

ps i want to have sex with your vagina

Mission Accomplished

so i believe Eleni has succeeded in making Tom Henke our friend.

Today i am going with Eleni to get her birth control injected into her arm.....i do not know it sounds crazy but it lasts for like 3 years or something. she is afraid she is going to pass out so thats what i am here for, buuuuut im terrified of needles so i hope im not the one who passes out. 

Wish her luck!

I love human sexuality, i believe truly that one day i will be a sex therapist! hooray 

Eleni.

We are not trying to look like Robert Dinero.. just worked out that way

chicken salad

The old chef that used to work at my dads restaurant is on a poster for L'ecole culinaire, thats funny.  my grandparents went to flordia today for like 3 months :( but they made some delicious chicken salad for me and my sister before they left...chicken salad is awesome but not with grapes and nuts bleh.  my dog nuke decided to jump the fence today...again but she was tied up on a chain for that very reason...shes an idiot.  my cat is obsessed with the wall in the living room because we shine lights on it....it makes him go nuts.  today was boring...so is full house...so are you.  

penis

Today I came home after a night of drinking at Nicks house to find my mom and sister in the kitchen talking about their nights.  My sister was in Columbia having a dance party with some grade school friends, she was telling me funny stories about the night and somehow she got on the topic of uncircumcised penis'.  My mom, who chooses to remain anonymous informed us that she had never seen one.  My well prepared sister proceeded to grab her human sexuality book and showed her the very unkempt, hairy penis.  My sister thinks that the phrase one-eyed-monster comes from uncircumcised penis' because that is what they look like.  I however think that it looks like a sea urchin.  My dad pretends not to hear our conversations.

bbbird bird bird bird bird is the word..

Last night gina and I went to a boys house to hang out with Tom Henke and Derek Davis. It was pretty uncomfortable, and total sausagefest considering we were the only girls. So everyone put their drinking pants on, then someone decided to take his drinking pants off.  This kid he was a little big boned, and as wearing if i recall correctly... nevermind we was distracted by his GIANT penis. I  mean it didnt even seem right. Then we danced all night. NANANA